Thursday, December 24, 2009

Books does not belong!

I just want to tell you that I'm not a fan of books anymore.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Monday, December 14, 2009

World 1-1 (New Super Mario Bros Wii)

This level of the new Wii game is pretty easy,

There are goombas, koopas, and much more.

I might make a walk through video on YouTube so you can watch it,

I'm practicing making them.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Internet

Hey! I just downloaded the internet channel on my wii

It is cool,

Monday, November 23, 2009

RESULTS

Here we go!
The sport I have chosen is "ping pong,"
Okay people, I know she is my mom and you might have gotten mad at me for choosing my mom (you might get that "her kid's the judge,") but I actually enjoy ping pong,
So the surprise is you get a 3-night cruise around Paris! (just kidding)
You really get a special ID card in the mail that allows you to become a SPORTer and you can tell your friends that you have a SPORTer card and you can go and play sports with a ID!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

PLEASE COMMENT

This post is specifically for commenting on,
If you don’t comment I won’t go mad or anything, But if you can please do comment.

Comment your favorite sport for a special surprise.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs

Disney makes great movies,
But let's start with number 1 (in which they were made, not my favorites), Snow White.
Okay, The princess, blah blah.
That is not full information.
Once upon a time there was a princess named Snow White, and an evil queen named Rain Black (hee hee! just kidding). The queen had a magic mirror who says every day the queen is the fairest in the land. But one day the mirror says Snow White is the fairest in the land, So the queen gets mad and she orders her huntsman to kill Snow White, But when he goes to her house, he doesn't want to kill her, so the huntsman takes back a pigs heart instead.
Then he tells Snow White to go run into the woods,
Commercial break,
Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho heigh-ho.
Yay! The seven dwarfs are here!
(Back to Snow White's storyline)
Then she gets lost and some animals lead her to cottage.
Then the dwarfs got back from mine digging (you know) and went home ("home" is the cottage)
Then when they get home they say "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed," (THEY DO NOT SAY THAT, JUST KIDDING!).

(Back to the Queen)
When the queen learns that Snow White is still alive, she turns into the witch and she tricks Snow White into biting a poison apple, which puts her into a curse which can only be broken by the true loves kiss.
Alerted by the woodland animals the dwarfs find the queen and chase her through the woods and she dies.
Then the dwarfs find Snow White "dead"
But then the prince kisses Snow White and they lived happily ever after,
The End


Trivia
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The dwarfs names are:
Happy
Dopey
Sleepy
Grumpy
Bashful
Sneezy
Doc

Friday, November 13, 2009

Update

I've been watching Phineas and Ferb, It's a good show.
It's about 2 boys named Phineas and Ferb. They do crazy things like building roller coasters and stuff.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy-B264dHC0

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Kite Flying

Me and my dad went kite flying today,
It was really fun.
It was not really windy.
It can still fly though,
Have you ever flown a kite?

Okay, This post kinda sounds weird,
It seems like I'm saying something that a suspicious villain would say.
Okay, Maybe not that, But something.

Monday, October 12, 2009

When Aliens Invade! (Part 1)

I will now announce I am creating short stories for my blog.
This story is called


When Aliens INVADE!
Once there was a family called the Rioamigas.
There was Miguel the dad.
Seni the mom.
And their children, Maisy and Rito.
One day Miguel went to work.
But when he went he saw a flash of green light.
Then the green light transformed into a alien.
"I am Belsa24@aoartpoatthuglhentergmasprint.orgnetcom," The alien said.
"Back off!" Miguel shouted.
"Oh, Okay," Belsa24 said.
"I said back off!" Miguel shouted.
"The Choker, Darth Mispeled Vaydir, Take him away," Belsa24 said.
"Hey!" Miguel shouted.
The UFO sucked Miguel in.

What will happen next?


Wednesday, October 7, 2009

India

India is located down in Asia.
Lots of creatures live in India such as elephants.
The current president of India is Prathiba Patil.
Weird, but Prathiba is the first woman to be president of India.
Some people say that nobody discovered India, It was just a ancient country.
Some people say Vasco De Gama discovered it.
I TOTALLY believe the ancient one.
Well, The story of Captain Cook, The Aborigines were the founders of Australia but Cook made it a country.
Okay, Back on the facts.
Many famous landmarks of India include the Taj Mahal.
I'm a little tired so I'm quitting.
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Bye!

Monday, October 5, 2009

Save The Geckos!

Geckos are very important.
You might think that geckos are weird, but you are wrong. (in my opinion)
Hairco (our "pet" house gecko) is really nice and is starting to turn into a big lizard.
Hairco is a word-cross between hair and gecko.
If you find a gecko in your house don't kill it (unless you're scared of it)...I mean don't kill it if you're scared, just go away.
So let's save the geckos and help the earth.
The animals of the world are very important.

TM
Jack's Animal Saving

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson is best known for his comics Calvin and Hobbes.
He was born on July 5th 1958.
My dad told me he has lots of "the black" in his drawing, You know when you read a black and white book like The Family Circus you see black.
Here is some digital Calvin and Hobbes.
Did they look cool? I think they are AWESOME!
If you liked them you can probably find them at a library or bookstore.
Calvin kind of reminds me of myself, He has a pretty strong imagination.
But DO NOT attack people with your imagination. In one of the strips Calvin thinks he's a T-Rex and bites his mom, :-(.
Oh yeah, The storyline of Bill.
He was born in Washington D.C.
He is a Cancer, He is also fifty-one.
This is going to be a short post because of "boring stuff"
So go along, I don't care.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Read and have fun!

Hi!
This is going in "Random post area"
Today is just a plain old day for me.
Now I will just wait for a response for this random post.
This is nothing.

Dav Pilkey

Dav Pilkey is one of my favorite authors.
He is probably most notable for the Captain Underpants books and the Ricky Ricottas.
He has an AWESOME website.
Dav Pilkey was born on March 4th 1966.
He was the class clown......
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And the kid who got into trouble most....Was him!
But that didn't make him a bad kid. He was a really good hearted kid. But some teachers are just jerks!
Believe me those people are so mean.
I mean, Bathroom humor could be offensive.....But don't rip up a child's comic.
One day Dav was getting into so much trouble that his idiotic teacher put a desk outside for him.
After he was in hell...He was in the Devil's CASTLE!
: ( Poor Dav.
One day a big monster attacked Dav's high school. All the idiotic teachers were eaten up.
That's false.
When Dav went to college......He was ENCOURAGED!!
Then he went to a nearby hospital for being encouraged.
That's also false.
About Captain Underpants..........Those are his best books (In my opinion).
Those feature two boys named George and Harold and their jerk principal Mr. Krupp (Captain Underpants).
One day they used hypnosis on their principal and he became Captain Underpants.
It was supposed to be a joke....But it got carried too far.
Ricky Ricotta involves a mouse and his giant robot saving the world (yeah yeah).
So.......I don't have much time to write more, But explore yourself.
-Jack

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Made-Up Biography- P.M Amat (Tony Lantern)

P.M stands for Paul Mons,

Mons was a unlucky boy, His dad died when he was 3 and his mom when he was 12 and he had to live at a orphanage.

He was born on July 4th the day of American Independence.

He was adopted by the Walter family.

At the age of 37 he changed his name to Tony and last to Lantern.

P.M's name was hard to get used of, but heck!

He died from dehydrating in the Sahara desert.

Sir Issac Newton

Issac Newton was a physicist, mathematician,astronomer and natural philosopher.

Wow! That's a lot of jobs.

I probably could not handle that.

Let's see Issac Newton was British.

Issac was born on the 4th of January in the year 1643.

According to a educational video Issac Newton was about to become a farmer.

But instead he discovered the law of gravity from an apple.

Weird.

I mean a APPLE?????? He discovered something from a dumb apple! lol.

Ahem! Sorry for the breakdown.

Okay! he learned that gravity is the motion that pushes stuff down, Not up.

If there's more gravity things go down if there's not things go up.

I mean gravity was always here but Newton just named it.

Why is somebody famous for inventing the word gravity.

Okay he is a Capricorn and a 6 by spirituality.

And there's no more to say.

And his first name was NOT Sir.

And he was mom-suspended from school and that's how he was almost a farmer.

He has cool hair. lol

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Chapter 2- Samus Defeats Bad Goomba

"Hello! Aran, Samus Aran," The thing said.

"Ah! I thought you were some evil bounty hunter trying to break into the princesses castle," Mario said.

"Oh! I am a bounty hunter but I'm not evil! Watch!" she said.

Samus shot the Goomba with her laser.

"There! That's how you prove evil to good," Samus said flipping her gun up in the air.

"Yeah! Help us defeat all these Koopa Troopas coming toward us," Luigi said.

Samus shot all of them.

Then laid some nasty creature.

Chapter 1- Mario Bros.

Mario and Luigi were waking up dressing in their plain normal clothes.

"Luigi! My shirt is not in here," Mario said.

"But you had it last night!" Luigi shouted back.

"No I didn't!" Mario yelled.

"I saw you wearing it before you got on your bedtime clothes!" Luigi shouted.

The two brothers starred at each other.

Mario had to wear a pumpkin-themed shirt instead.

"Whoa!" Mario said face to face with a Goomba.

"Now what! Your pants are rainbow colored," Luigi said.

"No! It's a Goomba," Mario said.

Mario saw Luigi running to the princesses castle.

"Peach!" he yelled.

"Sorry Peach isn't here," a Toad said.

"Oh man! The Goomba is breaking right into the castle," Luigi said.

Luckily something was right behind it.

Monday, August 3, 2009

No More Rocks! And I mean it!!!

Ugggggh! Rocks are really interesting but when it comes to BrainPop rocks are blah blah loop ba mama ka ka blah boring!

It's like........ I forgot what they said because it's so boring.

So...It's so boring!

Oh yeah! please come to the link and watch free movies or if you're super duper rich you can get an account.



















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Sunday, August 2, 2009

Uggh! Do they hafta stick in evil plants!

Plants are good! Part of nature but when it comes to Mario plants are EVIL!

The piranha plant is feisty, Just sticking out of pipes to attack you!

Here is a walk through video

I DIDN'T DO THIS!!!

Friday, May 29, 2009

Picture a world without ants, Bull ants

Bull ants, Intresting very very Intresting.

As Wikipedia says the bull ant is well-known in Australia.

Theese sneaky ants sting people.

When we went to Australia we saw tons of them (I think) they didn't sting us though.

Lets go take a look at a insect website.

It has a powerful jaw.

So thats it for today!


Saturday, April 18, 2009

Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was born on April 2oth 1889.

Birthday website time!


He is a Aries and a 5.

As I was saying Adolf Hitler was Leader of the Nazis until April 30 1945.

In which I don't know what Fuhrer means so let's just say It's the leader of the Nazis.

Nazis are people from Germany who killed the Jews.

So the Nazis are just killing Jews for no reason.

MEAN!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Gerald R. Ford

Gerald R. Ford was the 38th president of the USA and the 40th vice president when Richard Nixon was president.

He is republican and was born on July 14th 1913.

Birthday website time!

He is a Cancer and a 8.

He came in office on 1974-1977.

He died on December 26th 2006 in home.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Matt Groening

Matt Groening is a cartoon artist , a screenwriter and a producer.

Groening was born February 15th 1954.

He is a Aquarius and his numerology number is 9 and he is 55 years old.

it's from a birthday website.

He created shows such as Simpsons and Futurama.

In Simpsons he worked with James L. Brooks and Sam Simon.

And Futurama was also made by David X. Cohen

Oh, and he was born in Portland, Oregon.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Mamma Mia

We saw a cool movie yesterday called Mamma Mia.

It's a musical.

Here is lyrics to my favorite song from it

If you want to sing all the songs click here

Please View the links

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Maybe I'll Try,

I'm practicing eating stunts with eating bug lollipops.

I went to my grandparents house today to visit my baby cousin who's about a month in a half old.

We just got back from australia so we 're in texas.

I'm very jetlaggy right now.









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