Monday, September 21, 2009

Dav Pilkey

Dav Pilkey is one of my favorite authors.
He is probably most notable for the Captain Underpants books and the Ricky Ricottas.
He has an AWESOME website.
Dav Pilkey was born on March 4th 1966.
He was the class clown......
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And the kid who got into trouble most....Was him!
But that didn't make him a bad kid. He was a really good hearted kid. But some teachers are just jerks!
Believe me those people are so mean.
I mean, Bathroom humor could be offensive.....But don't rip up a child's comic.
One day Dav was getting into so much trouble that his idiotic teacher put a desk outside for him.
After he was in hell...He was in the Devil's CASTLE!
: ( Poor Dav.
One day a big monster attacked Dav's high school. All the idiotic teachers were eaten up.
That's false.
When Dav went to college......He was ENCOURAGED!!
Then he went to a nearby hospital for being encouraged.
That's also false.
About Captain Underpants..........Those are his best books (In my opinion).
Those feature two boys named George and Harold and their jerk principal Mr. Krupp (Captain Underpants).
One day they used hypnosis on their principal and he became Captain Underpants.
It was supposed to be a joke....But it got carried too far.
Ricky Ricotta involves a mouse and his giant robot saving the world (yeah yeah).
So.......I don't have much time to write more, But explore yourself.
-Jack