Saturday, January 30, 2010

The hardest video game bosses ever...

Super Duper Paper Mario Boss Guide

This is Super Paper Mario bosses, But harder!!!

P.S. This is made up.



O’Chunks

HP- 150

ATK- 3

DEF- 2

Every time he walks, Mario will get paralyzed when he’s on the ground.



Fracktail

HP-???

ATK- 4

DEF-2

He will soar much faster and he’ll also sometimes come out of the ground attacking Mario.



Mimi

HP-???

ATK- 3

DEF-4

This is hard; she will use this attack called Rubee Swarm which can deal TONS of damage.


Bowser

HP- 200

ATK- 5

DEF- 8

Okay, Bowser has as much HP as the FINAL BOSS in the last game! Anyway, He will attack with breathing flames and doing what he does.


Big Blooper

HP- 230
ATK- 2

DEF- 5

This is one of the easiest bosses on the list; just hit his red tentacle and you’ll be fine.



Dimentio

HP- 300

ATK- 9

DEF- 6

This is ridiculous, you have to actually use Thudley to beat him, and without him he will kill you!



Francis

HP- 420

ATK- 2

DEF- 10

Okay, now something that really is annoying, when he takes pictures, you get dizzy and you might not attack him.


Mr. L


HP- 140

ATK- 8

DEF- 3

It sounds easy, but it isn’t, He will use ultra shroom shakes which can heal him by 50 HP!!!


Brobot

HP- 490

ATK- 2

DEF- 9

Okay, if you didn’t like him from the original, RUN! This guy is scary; He can shoot these gigantic energy blasts that can deal 10 damage to you!!!


O’Chunks (2)

HP- 540

ATK- 21

DEF- 12

This guy is TOUGH! If you get hit by him, you will die! But if you use Bowser, It is fine.

O’Chunks (3)

HP- 600

ATK- 12

DEF-21

As you can see, His attack and defense switched around, Now the only way to attack him is to breathe Bowser’s flames on him.

King Croacus IV

HP- 700

ATK- 5

DEF- 45

This is tough, She will use a attack called Cactus of Death which can deal TONS of damage.

Mimi (2)

HP- 750

ATK- 1

DEF- 10

She has come back, Harder than before, She has “Mirror Rubees” so you don’t know if rubees are coming at you.

Brobot L-Type

HP-800

ATK- 7

DEF- 18

You have to use Cudge to beat him! He will go up in the air and will come down again and squish you flat!!


Underchomp

HP- Red-200 Blue- 200 Yellow- 500: TOTAL: 900

ATK- Red- 10 Blue- 10 Yellow- 12

Okay, here is the order you should take them out, Yellow Blue Red.


Bonechill

HP- 990

ATK- 12

DEF- 5

His attack can freeze you for 30 whole seconds! So he can attack you while you’re frozen.

O’Chunks (4)

HP- 1030

ATK- 30

DEF- 21

This guy is tough! I recommend using lots of shooting stars for this battle.


Mimi (3)

HP-???

ATK- 23

DEF- 21

Now, she will throw not just attack with rubees, But now she can shape-shift into any boss/character of her choice.

Dimentio (2)

HP- 1080

ATK- 40

DEF-29

He will use magic to lower Mario’s attack power, how bad is that?


Count Bleck

HP- 2010

ATK- 34

DEF-100

He will suck Mario up in these little black things that can make him go back to the start of the level!!!!


Super Dimentio

HP- 2040

ATK- 90

DEF- 109

This guy is TOUGH! He MIGHT kill you in one try if you’re not careful.



OPTINAL BOSSES:

End Boss

HP- 760

ATK- 8

DEF- 41

This guy is so hard! You will probably die on him…


Francis (2)

HP- 1040

ATK- 10

DEF- 7

He’s back! Not just his camera will make Mario dizzy; He will also use his swoon.exe to cause major distractions.

Wracktail

HP-???

ATK- 20

DEF- 12

This guy is like Fracktail, But harder.

Shadoo

HP- 2050

ATK- 110

DEF- 212

This guy is so hard, You will want to destroy your Wii to pieces…