Sunday, August 30, 2009

Made-Up Biography- P.M Amat (Tony Lantern)

P.M stands for Paul Mons,

Mons was a unlucky boy, His dad died when he was 3 and his mom when he was 12 and he had to live at a orphanage.

He was born on July 4th the day of American Independence.

He was adopted by the Walter family.

At the age of 37 he changed his name to Tony and last to Lantern.

P.M's name was hard to get used of, but heck!

He died from dehydrating in the Sahara desert.

Sir Issac Newton

Issac Newton was a physicist, mathematician,astronomer and natural philosopher.

Wow! That's a lot of jobs.

I probably could not handle that.

Let's see Issac Newton was British.

Issac was born on the 4th of January in the year 1643.

According to a educational video Issac Newton was about to become a farmer.

But instead he discovered the law of gravity from an apple.

Weird.

I mean a APPLE?????? He discovered something from a dumb apple! lol.

Ahem! Sorry for the breakdown.

Okay! he learned that gravity is the motion that pushes stuff down, Not up.

If there's more gravity things go down if there's not things go up.

I mean gravity was always here but Newton just named it.

Why is somebody famous for inventing the word gravity.

Okay he is a Capricorn and a 6 by spirituality.

And there's no more to say.

And his first name was NOT Sir.

And he was mom-suspended from school and that's how he was almost a farmer.

He has cool hair. lol

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Chapter 2- Samus Defeats Bad Goomba

"Hello! Aran, Samus Aran," The thing said.

"Ah! I thought you were some evil bounty hunter trying to break into the princesses castle," Mario said.

"Oh! I am a bounty hunter but I'm not evil! Watch!" she said.

Samus shot the Goomba with her laser.

"There! That's how you prove evil to good," Samus said flipping her gun up in the air.

"Yeah! Help us defeat all these Koopa Troopas coming toward us," Luigi said.

Samus shot all of them.

Then laid some nasty creature.

Chapter 1- Mario Bros.

Mario and Luigi were waking up dressing in their plain normal clothes.

"Luigi! My shirt is not in here," Mario said.

"But you had it last night!" Luigi shouted back.

"No I didn't!" Mario yelled.

"I saw you wearing it before you got on your bedtime clothes!" Luigi shouted.

The two brothers starred at each other.

Mario had to wear a pumpkin-themed shirt instead.

"Whoa!" Mario said face to face with a Goomba.

"Now what! Your pants are rainbow colored," Luigi said.

"No! It's a Goomba," Mario said.

Mario saw Luigi running to the princesses castle.

"Peach!" he yelled.

"Sorry Peach isn't here," a Toad said.

"Oh man! The Goomba is breaking right into the castle," Luigi said.

Luckily something was right behind it.

Monday, August 3, 2009

No More Rocks! And I mean it!!!

Ugggggh! Rocks are really interesting but when it comes to BrainPop rocks are blah blah loop ba mama ka ka blah boring!

It's like........ I forgot what they said because it's so boring.

So...It's so boring!

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Sunday, August 2, 2009

Uggh! Do they hafta stick in evil plants!

Plants are good! Part of nature but when it comes to Mario plants are EVIL!

The piranha plant is feisty, Just sticking out of pipes to attack you!

Here is a walk through video

I DIDN'T DO THIS!!!