I am a 9 year-old boy named Jack, I'm a fan of Harry Potter. I am currently reading the Goblet of Fire.
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Umbridge is a Jerk
I hate Umbridge so much! She is so mean to Harry Potter and his friends! She wouldn't let Harry play Quidditch and she won't let anyone have clubs! Good thing Harry and his friends organized DA, That's a big help against her!
For last words...I hate her!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Rock Cakes
Today we made rock cakes!
They turned out good! We added a little butterscotch syrup to the recipe.
If you might know, Hagrid doesn't make the BEST rock cakes in the world (Okay, He makes the WORST rock cakes in the world, We all know that by now)
I would show you a picture, But I don't have any in stock.
The reason we are making them is because we have a party with some friends tomorrow.
Hope you enjoyed this post!
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Jane Lynch as Sam's Mom!
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Waspinhimer Instincts
1. They have stingers all over them.
2. They are 20 feet
3. Their stings hurt so bad.
4. They sting you over 100 times.
5. They are super aggressive.
7 Reasons I Hate Wasps
1.Their stings hurt (I've never been stung by one, but I'm probably sure it hurts.
2. They look creepy
3. I hate wasps so much that I've even created a mythical creature called a Waspinhimer hwich is like a million wasps.
4. They are aggressive.
5. The name "Hornet" sounds scary
6. Unlike bees, They don't appear in cartoons as cute little bugs.
7. They don't make honey like bees.
Well that's about it for this post, Bye!
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Where is Lotso?
Friday, July 23, 2010
iAm a Fan of iCarly
Got a New Keyboard!
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IHTL
(I have to leave, cool internet slang!)
Thursday, June 10, 2010
To Surveil, With Love Review
Homer and Bart's blind spot was a good feature, But overall, This episode captures lots of the characters personality's and the ending with the Queen of England watching a reality show called the "American Oafs" which was filmed by the security cameras.
Overall this episode gets: 4.5 Stars.
The opening, the plot and much more is a delightful work of art, I'm probably sure that the writers took a lot of time writing this episode.
Next Review: The Bob Next Door
Friday, June 4, 2010
The Simpsons:The show about the famous american family
The Simpsons is a good show for kids and adults, the later episodes are more for adults (exp, Judge me Tender) and the earlier episodes are more family-friendly (exp, Bart gets a F), The show is about a family who does highly unusual events in life, Such as a evil sideshow trying to kill Bart, Multiple security cameras eyeing the city, and saving a giant whale.
The show is very popular around the world, They even got to be in the Hollywood walk of fame, It started out as a short on the Tracey Ulman show and became more popular along the way, A recurring gag in the show is the classic couch gag, which usually has the family sitting on the couch and something going in a rather unusual way, Other gags include the chalkboard gag, the billboard gag (HDTV opening only) and the “Flying across the title gag” (HDTV opening only).
Anyways, the Simpsons is overall one of the best TV shows in the world and is a great thing for your family to watch all together.
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Luigi in Super Mario Galaxy 2!
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Character of The Day!
I would like to present the first "Character of the Day"
Every Character of the Day will get a story about him/her, A Award Picture and a special surprise!
Today's Character of The Day is...
Big-Bob Omb!
This is a little random but we want to give a award to the biggest bomb ever!
He first appeared in Super Mario 64 and it's remake as the first boss.
He also made minor cameo appearances in some of the spin-off games.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Top 5 Mario Kart Wii Vehicles
5. - Mini Beast
This Kart is probably the best kart in the game in my opinion, I personally liked karts better than bikes until I figured out that bikes went faster than karts, anyway the Mini Beast has one of the best speed and mini turbo out of all the small vehicles in the game.
4. – Spear
This is the fastest bike in the game! But it has the worst mini turbo in the game; I’ve seen that lots of world champions use it with Funky Kong to get good times; this is one of the best bikes in the game and can be unlocked by getting 12 expert staff ghosts on time trials.
3. –Mach Bike
This is a fast bike that can REALLY get you good times, some people use it with Daisy to get good times, and I mean good.
2. - Bullet Bike
Here it is! The best Mini-Turbo in the game! I have used this with Baby Luigi to get good times on time trials, if you don’t have Baby Luigi, use Baby Peach instead.
1. - Sneakster and Flame Runner
Yes, They both got first place, They’re both so equally awesome that I had to make them both first place, The Sneakster has a GREAT speed and is the fastest medium bike in the game, The flame runner is one of the fastest bikes in the game and is awesome!
NOTE: I’d be glad to hear your favorite Mario Kart Wii vehicles but remember, these are opinions, not facts so don’t say anything like “That vehicle sucks!” or anything.
NOTE 2: Some of the vehicle names are different in the PAL versions of the game so here is a translation.
Mini Beast-Concerto
Spear-Torpedo
Sneakster- Nitrocycle
Flame Runner-Bowser Bike
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Top 5 Mario Games
5- New Super Mario Bros
I loved Super Mario Bros. 3; this is almost the same thing except more levels and better graphics,
And now there is a Mario vs. Luigi mode where you can play with a friend at the same time!
SCORE: 9.1
4- Paper Mario
This had to go on my list, probably one of the best RPG’s of all time, a funny storyline, good gameplay and a lot of sidequests, it’s a great game and you should buy it for only 10 dollars on the virtual console!
Score: 9.5
3-Mario Kart Wii
This game is awesome! New characters, cool tracks and did I mention the online play?
This game uses the Wii Remote as your own steering wheel so you can hit the road!
Score- 9.5
2- Super Mario Galaxy
Get ready for a gravity defying adventure in this dazzling Wii title, in this game Mario goes to space to fight Bowser! Using the Wii Remote and Nunchuck to control Mario is easy; Great challenges and shake the Wii Remote to do a cool trick!
Score—9.8
1- Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
I was playing this game yesterday and I REALLY enjoyed it, it’s like Paper Mario but it’s more fun! It can be awfully frustrating at some times but if you play it a little more you’re sure to enjoy it!
Score- 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000, Oops, That’s a little TOO far, I’ll just give it a (drumroll) 10.0!!!!!!
Not to mention…
Super Paper Mario
Good music, But going back to finish off 100 Sammer Guys and do The Pit of 100 Trials are a little annoying.
New Super Mario Bros. Wii
The multiplayer feature is awesome but it might not be able to go into my top 5 Mario Games because of no online play.
NOTE: I'd love to hear your favorite Mario games but please don't say "That game is stupid!" or anything, This is a personal selection.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
The hardest video game bosses ever...
This is Super Paper Mario bosses, But harder!!!
P.S. This is made up.
O’Chunks
HP- 150
ATK- 3
DEF- 2
Every time he walks, Mario will get paralyzed when he’s on the ground.
Fracktail
HP-???
ATK- 4
DEF-2
He will soar much faster and he’ll also sometimes come out of the ground attacking Mario.
Mimi
HP-???
ATK- 3
DEF-4
This is hard; she will use this attack called Rubee Swarm which can deal TONS of damage.
Bowser
HP- 200
ATK- 5
DEF- 8
Okay, Bowser has as much HP as the FINAL BOSS in the last game! Anyway, He will attack with breathing flames and doing what he does.
Big Blooper
HP- 230
ATK- 2
DEF- 5
This is one of the easiest bosses on the list; just hit his red tentacle and you’ll be fine.
Dimentio
HP- 300
ATK- 9
DEF- 6
This is ridiculous, you have to actually use Thudley to beat him, and without him he will kill you!
Francis
HP- 420
ATK- 2
DEF- 10
Okay, now something that really is annoying, when he takes pictures, you get dizzy and you might not attack him.
Mr. L
HP- 140
ATK- 8
DEF- 3
It sounds easy, but it isn’t, He will use ultra shroom shakes which can heal him by 50 HP!!!
Brobot
HP- 490
ATK- 2
DEF- 9
Okay, if you didn’t like him from the original, RUN! This guy is scary; He can shoot these gigantic energy blasts that can deal 10 damage to you!!!
O’Chunks (2)
HP- 540
ATK- 21
DEF- 12
This guy is TOUGH! If you get hit by him, you will die! But if you use Bowser, It is fine.
O’Chunks (3)
HP- 600
ATK- 12
DEF-21
As you can see, His attack and defense switched around, Now the only way to attack him is to breathe Bowser’s flames on him.
King Croacus IV
HP- 700
ATK- 5
DEF- 45
This is tough, She will use a attack called Cactus of Death which can deal TONS of damage.
Mimi (2)
HP- 750
ATK- 1
DEF- 10
She has come back, Harder than before, She has “Mirror Rubees” so you don’t know if rubees are coming at you.
Brobot L-Type
HP-800
ATK- 7
DEF- 18
You have to use Cudge to beat him! He will go up in the air and will come down again and squish you flat!!
Underchomp
HP- Red-200 Blue- 200 Yellow- 500: TOTAL: 900
ATK- Red- 10 Blue- 10 Yellow- 12
Okay, here is the order you should take them out, Yellow Blue Red.
Bonechill
HP- 990
ATK- 12
DEF- 5
His attack can freeze you for 30 whole seconds! So he can attack you while you’re frozen.
O’Chunks (4)
HP- 1030
ATK- 30
DEF- 21
This guy is tough! I recommend using lots of shooting stars for this battle.
Mimi (3)
HP-???
ATK- 23
DEF- 21
Now, she will throw not just attack with rubees, But now she can shape-shift into any boss/character of her choice.
Dimentio (2)
HP- 1080
ATK- 40
DEF-29
He will use magic to lower Mario’s attack power, how bad is that?
Count Bleck
HP- 2010
ATK- 34
DEF-100
He will suck Mario up in these little black things that can make him go back to the start of the level!!!!
Super Dimentio
HP- 2040
ATK- 90
DEF- 109
This guy is TOUGH! He MIGHT kill you in one try if you’re not careful.
OPTINAL BOSSES:
End Boss
HP- 760
ATK- 8
DEF- 41
This guy is so hard! You will probably die on him…
Francis (2)
HP- 1040
ATK- 10
DEF- 7
He’s back! Not just his camera will make Mario dizzy; He will also use his swoon.exe to cause major distractions.
Wracktail
HP-???
ATK- 20
DEF- 12
This guy is like Fracktail, But harder.
Shadoo
HP- 2050
ATK- 110
DEF- 212
This guy is so hard, You will want to destroy your Wii to pieces…