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Monday, September 21, 2009
Dav Pilkey
Dav Pilkey is one of my favorite authors.
He is probably most notable for the Captain Underpants books and the Ricky Ricottas.
He has an AWESOME website.
Dav Pilkey was born on March 4th 1966.
He was the class clown......
........
...
And the kid who got into trouble most....Was him!
But that didn't make him a bad kid. He was a really good hearted kid. But some teachers are just jerks!
Believe me those people are so mean.
I mean, Bathroom humor could be offensive.....But don't rip up a child's comic.
One day Dav was getting into so much trouble that his idiotic teacher put a desk outside for him.
After he was in hell...He was in the Devil's CASTLE!
: ( Poor Dav.
One day a big monster attacked Dav's high school. All the idiotic teachers were eaten up.
That's false.
When Dav went to college......He was ENCOURAGED!!
Then he went to a nearby hospital for being encouraged.
That's also false.
About Captain Underpants..........Those are his best books (In my opinion).
Those feature two boys named George and Harold and their jerk principal Mr. Krupp (Captain Underpants).
One day they used hypnosis on their principal and he became Captain Underpants.
It was supposed to be a joke....But it got carried too far.
Ricky Ricotta involves a mouse and his giant robot saving the world (yeah yeah).
So.......I don't have much time to write more, But explore yourself.
-Jack
He is probably most notable for the Captain Underpants books and the Ricky Ricottas.
He has an AWESOME website.
Dav Pilkey was born on March 4th 1966.
He was the class clown......
........
...
And the kid who got into trouble most....Was him!
But that didn't make him a bad kid. He was a really good hearted kid. But some teachers are just jerks!
Believe me those people are so mean.
I mean, Bathroom humor could be offensive.....But don't rip up a child's comic.
One day Dav was getting into so much trouble that his idiotic teacher put a desk outside for him.
After he was in hell...He was in the Devil's CASTLE!
: ( Poor Dav.
One day a big monster attacked Dav's high school. All the idiotic teachers were eaten up.
That's false.
When Dav went to college......He was ENCOURAGED!!
Then he went to a nearby hospital for being encouraged.
That's also false.
About Captain Underpants..........Those are his best books (In my opinion).
Those feature two boys named George and Harold and their jerk principal Mr. Krupp (Captain Underpants).
One day they used hypnosis on their principal and he became Captain Underpants.
It was supposed to be a joke....But it got carried too far.
Ricky Ricotta involves a mouse and his giant robot saving the world (yeah yeah).
So.......I don't have much time to write more, But explore yourself.
-Jack
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Made-Up Biography- P.M Amat (Tony Lantern)
P.M stands for Paul Mons,
Mons was a unlucky boy, His dad died when he was 3 and his mom when he was 12 and he had to live at a orphanage.
He was born on July 4th the day of American Independence.
He was adopted by the Walter family.
At the age of 37 he changed his name to Tony and last to Lantern.
P.M's name was hard to get used of, but heck!
He died from dehydrating in the Sahara desert.
Mons was a unlucky boy, His dad died when he was 3 and his mom when he was 12 and he had to live at a orphanage.
He was born on July 4th the day of American Independence.
He was adopted by the Walter family.
At the age of 37 he changed his name to Tony and last to Lantern.
P.M's name was hard to get used of, but heck!
He died from dehydrating in the Sahara desert.
Sir Issac Newton
Issac Newton was a physicist, mathematician,astronomer and natural philosopher.
Wow! That's a lot of jobs.
I probably could not handle that.
Let's see Issac Newton was British.
Issac was born on the 4th of January in the year 1643.
According to a educational video Issac Newton was about to become a farmer.
But instead he discovered the law of gravity from an apple.
Weird.
I mean a APPLE?????? He discovered something from a dumb apple! lol.
Ahem! Sorry for the breakdown.
Okay! he learned that gravity is the motion that pushes stuff down, Not up.
If there's more gravity things go down if there's not things go up.
I mean gravity was always here but Newton just named it.
Why is somebody famous for inventing the word gravity.
Okay he is a Capricorn and a 6 by spirituality.
And there's no more to say.
And his first name was NOT Sir.
And he was mom-suspended from school and that's how he was almost a farmer.
He has cool hair. lol
Wow! That's a lot of jobs.
I probably could not handle that.
Let's see Issac Newton was British.
Issac was born on the 4th of January in the year 1643.
According to a educational video Issac Newton was about to become a farmer.
But instead he discovered the law of gravity from an apple.
Weird.
I mean a APPLE?????? He discovered something from a dumb apple! lol.
Ahem! Sorry for the breakdown.
Okay! he learned that gravity is the motion that pushes stuff down, Not up.
If there's more gravity things go down if there's not things go up.
I mean gravity was always here but Newton just named it.
Why is somebody famous for inventing the word gravity.
Okay he is a Capricorn and a 6 by spirituality.
And there's no more to say.
And his first name was NOT Sir.
And he was mom-suspended from school and that's how he was almost a farmer.
He has cool hair. lol
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Chapter 2- Samus Defeats Bad Goomba
"Hello! Aran, Samus Aran," The thing said.
"Ah! I thought you were some evil bounty hunter trying to break into the princesses castle," Mario said.
"Oh! I am a bounty hunter but I'm not evil! Watch!" she said.
Samus shot the Goomba with her laser.
"There! That's how you prove evil to good," Samus said flipping her gun up in the air.
"Yeah! Help us defeat all these Koopa Troopas coming toward us," Luigi said.
Samus shot all of them.
Then laid some nasty creature.
"Ah! I thought you were some evil bounty hunter trying to break into the princesses castle," Mario said.
"Oh! I am a bounty hunter but I'm not evil! Watch!" she said.
Samus shot the Goomba with her laser.
"There! That's how you prove evil to good," Samus said flipping her gun up in the air.
"Yeah! Help us defeat all these Koopa Troopas coming toward us," Luigi said.
Samus shot all of them.
Then laid some nasty creature.
Chapter 1- Mario Bros.
Mario and Luigi were waking up dressing in their plain normal clothes.
"Luigi! My shirt is not in here," Mario said.
"But you had it last night!" Luigi shouted back.
"No I didn't!" Mario yelled.
"I saw you wearing it before you got on your bedtime clothes!" Luigi shouted.
The two brothers starred at each other.
Mario had to wear a pumpkin-themed shirt instead.
"Whoa!" Mario said face to face with a Goomba.
"Now what! Your pants are rainbow colored," Luigi said.
"No! It's a Goomba," Mario said.
Mario saw Luigi running to the princesses castle.
"Peach!" he yelled.
"Sorry Peach isn't here," a Toad said.
"Oh man! The Goomba is breaking right into the castle," Luigi said.
Luckily something was right behind it.
"Luigi! My shirt is not in here," Mario said.
"But you had it last night!" Luigi shouted back.
"No I didn't!" Mario yelled.
"I saw you wearing it before you got on your bedtime clothes!" Luigi shouted.
The two brothers starred at each other.
Mario had to wear a pumpkin-themed shirt instead.
"Whoa!" Mario said face to face with a Goomba.
"Now what! Your pants are rainbow colored," Luigi said.
"No! It's a Goomba," Mario said.
Mario saw Luigi running to the princesses castle.
"Peach!" he yelled.
"Sorry Peach isn't here," a Toad said.
"Oh man! The Goomba is breaking right into the castle," Luigi said.
Luckily something was right behind it.
Monday, August 3, 2009
No More Rocks! And I mean it!!!
Ugggggh! Rocks are really interesting but when it comes to BrainPop rocks are blah blah loop ba mama ka ka blah boring!
It's like........ I forgot what they said because it's so boring.
So...It's so boring!
Oh yeah! please come to the link and watch free movies or if you're super duper rich you can get an account.
Please Commnet!
It's like........ I forgot what they said because it's so boring.
So...It's so boring!
Oh yeah! please come to the link and watch free movies or if you're super duper rich you can get an account.
Please Commnet!
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